Bill Maher Thinks Jeffrey Epstein’s Suicide Note Sounds Like Trump

Bill Maher Comments on Blake Lively v. Justin Baldoni Settlement

On Friday night, shortly after the New York Knicks defeated the Philadelphia 76ers in the NBA Playoffs, Bill Maher delved into the recent settlement between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni during his latest monologue on “Real Time.”

The long-standing legal dispute between Lively and Baldoni over the film “It Ends with Us” came to a close just before heading to trial. Lively had accused Baldoni of sexual harassment, while Baldoni countered with defamation claims. Despite no monetary exchange, Lively retains the right to pursue Baldoni for her substantial attorney fees.

“I know why you’re happy,” Maher exclaimed at the beginning of his show. “Great news. Peace at last. We have an agreement. A deal. A peace deal — not the Iran War, Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni. That’s who I’m talking about.”

“Oh, man. We’ve been reading about this for like a year it went on,” Maher continued. “All this arguing and suing, and it turns out: no settlement money at all. And all over a movie called ‘It Ends with Us’ that everyone hated? Did you see that movie? It was harder to get through than the Strait of Hormuz.”

Ba-dum-tsh!

Jeffrey Epstein’s Alleged Suicide Note

Maher also touched on the purported suicide note of Jeffrey Epstein, which was recently released by a federal judge. The unverified note, allegedly written in July 2019 before Epstein’s death, ends with the line, “Whatcha want me to do — Bust out cryin!!” — an odd reference to “The Little Rascals.”

“Speaking of killing, apparently they found Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide note,” Maher mentioned. “Apparently, it was from the guy — his cellmate — who Epstein says tried to kill him, but he’s the guy who found the note. And it says, ‘They investigated me’ — and then in all caps, it says, ‘FOUND NOTHING!!!’ Who does that sound like? I can’t quite place it…”

Maher subtly hinted at the resemblance between the note and President Donald Trump, Epstein’s associate.

The comedian humorously added, “No, I’m not suspicious, but the note does end with, ‘Thank you for your attention to this matter!’”