Seth Meyers’ Best Jokes at NBCUniversal Upfronts
Seth Meyers took center stage at Radio City Music Hall to close out the NBCUniversal upfront on Monday morning, delivering a comedy routine filled with sharp jabs at his industry colleagues. His wit was on full display as he targeted rival networks like CBS and Paramount Skydance, as well as taking playful shots at his own network, Comcast.
Meyers didn’t hold back when it came to poking fun at CBS, quipping that the network didn’t hold an upfront presentation this year because “at CBS, upfront just describes how they paid Trump to drop the lawsuit.” The audience responded with applause, setting the tone for the rest of his routine.
The comedian then turned his attention to NBC’s success in the 2025-2026 season, proudly declaring that they had overtaken CBS as the No. 1 broadcast network. He humorously credited the Ellisons for the achievement, adding, “Seriously, what’s going on over there? They’re so in the pocket for Trump that I heard next year ‘Survivor’ is in the Strait of Hormuz!”
Meyers also took aim at the impending merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery, joking that Paramount+ would soon be merged with HBO Max, quipping, “So now you’ll get all your favorites in one place. Plus Paramount+!”
Not one to spare his own network from his comedic scrutiny, Meyers teased Comcast’s bid for Warner Bros. Discovery, likening it to a friend who always pretends to reach for his wallet after the check comes. He also joked about Peacock’s profitability and the return of “Love Island,” a show he humorously referred to as “the show President Trump calls, ‘I never went there!'”
The comedian’s routine was filled with clever quips and observations, from NBCUniversal poaching “Yellowstone” creator Taylor Sheridan to the renewal of “Law & Order: SVU” for Season 28. He even managed to work in a joke about Vin Diesel and the “Fast and Furious” series development at Peacock.
As Meyers wrapped up his set, he left the audience with one final zinger for CBS: “NBC is turning 100 years old this year. Which means right now, it’s watching CBS.” The crowd erupted in laughter, capping off a memorable performance that showcased Meyers’ comedic genius and quick wit.
In conclusion, Seth Meyers’ closing act at the NBCUniversal upfront was a masterclass in comedy, blending sharp humor with clever observations about the television industry. His ability to seamlessly weave together jokes about rival networks, industry trends, and his own network’s successes made for an entertaining and unforgettable performance.
