First Weekend Update Roasts Former Prince Andrew

SNL U.K.’s Weekend Update Roasts Former Prince Andrew

For the inaugural episode of “SNL U.K.’s” Weekend Update, all eyes were on former Prince Andrew as hosts Ania Magliano and Paddy Young took aim at the disgraced royal. Andrew, who was arrested by U.K. police in February for suspected misconduct in public office following the release of the Epstein files, has been facing a series of scandals that have tarnished his reputation. Stripped of his royal title and forced to leave his Windsor home, Andrew has been a hot topic of discussion in the media.

As the segment kicked off, Magliano set the tone with a sharp joke: “Coming up on Weekend Update: pedophilia. But first, war!” The audience erupted in laughter, setting the stage for the evening’s humor.

Amidst jokes about the Iran War and a hilarious appearance by Al Nash as a power-hungry Captain Birdseye, the spotlight returned to Prince Andrew. Magliano teased, “Renovations to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s new home, Marsh Farm, have been underway, including the installation of Sky TV. So, Andrew, if you’re watching, hello! You might not enjoy the next bit. Also, fun fact: I’m older than I look. Andrew’s new residence, Marsh Farm, is named after the nearby marsh where his body will be found.”

Young didn’t hold back with his jokes either, quipping, “It was reported this week that the police investigation into Andrew is set to widen. The big question now is, if Andrew is charged, found guilty, and put in prison, will he be able to keep his mouth shut? I hope not, said his cellmate’s penis.” The audience roared with laughter at the bold humor.

Adding to the comedic lineup, Young took a jab at the Beckhams, stating, “Feuding father and son David and Brooklyn Beckham narrowly missed each other at the same Beverly Hills hotel. The feud began when Victoria was ‘inappropriately’ close with her son at his wedding, and escalated after Brooklyn accidentally yelled out his wife’s name during intimacy with his mom.” The audience was left in stitches at the absurd scenario painted by Young.